December 2009
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Deciding on what to wear tonight.
I have a feeling that tonight is going to be a shit show with Tony being bartender & jim’s creations of jello shots.
PLUS the handle of tequila that all of us fools will have to finish.
I have a feeling that I’m going to puke on myself anyways. FUCK IT. v-neck, skirt, tights, & boots. there we got it.
Best of Craigslist is now my favorite.
People are funny, no?
It's 10:30am and I'm still drunk from last night.
And I’m even more productive than yesterday at work. When will I ever learn that taking shots of Jamieson does not do my body good?
Nisa: hahaha ohh trixie. i need be like u
me: uhhhhhh. you should think about that statement
hahahaha
Nisa: cept with all the random sex
me: so the weed? and smokin cigs?
Nisa: oh god
me: and drinking all the time?
Nisa: and without that and that and that
me: and going to anime conventions?
Nisa: definitely hell no to that
me: yeahhh soo basically
you don't want to be me!
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Sell unwanted giftcards →
Got random giftcards for the holidays? Sell or trade your giftcards!
JINGLE ALL THE WAY
Probably one of my favorite holidays movie ever. Arnold needs to make “comedies” again & stop acting like a senator. Also, SINBAD? SINBAD? WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
OH, the 90s.
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Being Asian on Christmas Day
Eating dim sum y’all.
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Question:
If you were a cashier and you were ringing a person up who bought the following items, what would you assume?
condoms
body wash
mentos mints
My life is full of awkward assumptions & miscommunications.
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TRUE LIFE:
(734): Does it really count as two different guys if they’re brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
HAHAHAHA. I received this message while i was sleeping from nisa. apparently this reminded her of me.
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HOLLER TO CHASE LEISURE REWARDS:
I’m getting an extra $100 in my checking account & a $25 AMC giftcard. I guess it was a good investment getting this card. I had to pay a yearly $25 fee, but look it paid off!
Boy,
Don’t tell me that I can stay at your apt until whenever I feel like leaving. It’s awkward that you’re letting me stay at your apt just cause your roommate is going to be at home. Eff that; it’s 8:15am and I’m completely awake. I was supposed to sleep in & bake all day :(
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NEW CRITERIA FOR GUYS:
when we make out/hook up, please get me waters.
hooking up makes my lips chapped.
True Love
Girl 1: How do you know a guy likes you?
Girl 2: When he passes the bowl/blunt to you instead of to the left.
Girl 3: And then everyone's like, "DUDE WHAT ARE YOU DOING PASS TO THE LEFT" and he gets all awkward.
TRUE STORY. Evidence on all levels on my end.
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I haven't eaten anything all day.
and i’ve already started drinking*
*drinking as in drinking while i’m taking a shower.
yiippeeee
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The Legend of Zelda - Full Episodes and Clips... →
nickdenitto:
OMG!!! I’m so happy/confused. I remember this show being AWESOME.
Christmas just came early for me.
2010 is a brand new year.
Trying to figure out what 2010 will look like for me. I have no clue. In the works: pastry school w/ hustlin on PT jobs, finding a new job, or maybe moving to CT.
Too many things that I have to consider.
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Today I found out I got into pastry school.
One step closer. I need to find money for school…like ASAP!! On top of that, one of my good friends is going to open up his new dessert shop in Chicago in March. Just had a phone conversation with him regarding selling my pastries at his shop.
So, the huge problem is finances. I’m really thinking of taking out my 401K so I can pay for culinary school. Advice?
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I COULD EAT JALAPENO FLAVORED CHIPS ALL DAY.
If I was pregnant, this would be my craving….NOT SAYING THAT I AM THOUGH.
TIS THE SEASON TO GIVE:
Email me at jlayha2@gmail.com with your address if you want some fresh/homemade goodies :D
Also, i don’t want any lawsuits so I’m going to put a disclaimer here for anyone that wants goodies: I AM NOT LIABLE FOR ANYTHING THAT YOU CONSUME. That said, please let me know if you have allergies.
HOLLLEERRR!! Can’t wait to bake bake bake!!
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NEVER AGAIN.
Since I switched to becoming pescatarian in June, I haven’t eaten fast food except for these instances:
I was craving hashbrowns & egg mcmuffin from McDonald’s one morning before work. Ate it & then vomited it all 30 minutes later. (circa a month ago)
It was 1:30AM in Wrigleyville….there’s not really any options for late night foods that is “fast”. A...
This guy just bruised my nipple.
OUCH. :(
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NERD ALERT.
COUNTDOWN TO 8PM WHEN NOBUO UEMATSU TAKES THE STAGE. Yes, I am going to a final fantasy [symphony orchestra vgame soundtrack, not to be mistaken to said “indie” performer] concert.
I’ve been waiting for this for montthhsss.
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I miss you Justin Randall.
Justin: (815) I feel just about as good as Jesus did on the cross today….
I love this kid. STOP LOVIN IOWA SO MUCH. Ok, I get it….you’re getting married there.
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ALSO
I have $10K+ in my investment plan. FUCK 401K’s. Seriously…Taking that out & going to travel the world.
Friday Night:
Too lazy to walk the block to Penny’s Noodles. Asking for delivery
And what? I unbuttoned my dress shirt since it’s “poppin out” Not my fault my body doesn’t fit the industry’s standards of a woman’s body…the chest won’t fit but i ain’t gonna get a bigger size when the sleeves are too long :(
anyways, where was i?
Julie & Julia:...
Sums up Chicago Winter.
“I walked to an ATM. Took a cab back to the bar. THAT FUCKING COLD”
Yup, us Chicagoans will keep complainin’ about the weather ya heard.
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It's Thursday night,
I had plans to go out but I didn’t even get home after work & the gym until 10PM to cook myself a simple red pasta w/ fresh baked loaf of french bread.
Watching the Top Chef finale & finishing up financial aid & private loan apps. Going to go underneath the covers in a bit & reading up on Alton Brown’s I’m Just Here For More Food.
Oh yeah, I have my interview...
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Having sex with you is like making hits
A night of tea & movies/catching up on sytycd.
I guess it was a good thing it “slushed” away in chicago. instead of going to work out, i ended up eating ha.
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I don't know why I just remembered this...
but you told me that “you were meant to meet me for a reason”. I still don’t know what that reason is.
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A promise to myself.
Keep on hustlin’. The road ahead will be hard, but you’re a tough one. Continue to always strive for learning more about myself and others along the way.
The past 18 months have been a great break from the workaholic lifestyle I lived in high school/college. I’m back on the grind: returning to the roots.