February 2010
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Look Ma, I'm alive!
January 2010
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Pot and beer fuck you up; this enhances you.It...
Interesting morning.
Woke up in a complete daze feeling semi-hungover but not really, and I probably blamed it on the “mixture” of random drinks that people kept giving me last night. Yo, I just quit my job…I can’t be spending money’s at the bar..that’s why I have friends…and boobs. I realized that I LOST AN EARRING AGAIN…this is my third pair. Fuck. Made multigrain...
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SNIFFLIN. SHOULD NOT BE GOING OUT.
Whatevs. Getting ready and seeing that I’m in my “shiitttt I haven’t done laundry in 3 weeks, but somehow I still have clean underwear” room and listening to the Groove soundtrack [go early 00s rave scene], it shall be another fun night with friends (collegiate friends to be exact)
Fuck. I don’t have any clothes to wear…..going to search the hamper.
FUCK IT. I WANT TO NOT WORK FOR JUST ONE WEEK.
Ok. I’ve decided not going to “job hunt” next week.
But that’s not gonna work since I have two job interviews next week. Oops.
10 hours of LOST.
TEN FUCKING HOURS.
Tonight's plan
watching LOST season 1 (holy shiat each season has like 20+ episodes)
cooking something (i have a lot of veggies…need to use them before it goes bad)
Oh wait…this is basically all I did today.
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First day of Funemployment
I’m watching LOST. Just starting too…and holy shit, what was I thinking of not watching this show?!
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In the United States of America, no one should go broke because of choosing to...
– Barack Obama (via inrepair-) (via loveyourchaos) (via kayrutledge) (via shynessisnice)
Does that mean I don’t have student loans or have to pay for culinary school?!
I feel like vomiting.
Not good.
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Just took vicodine for my sickness.
Good thing I always have vicodine on hand.
My body feeels sooo much better now.
I think I'm getting sick.
Yup, stuff in my throat & eat/throat infectious feel.
OH GREAT. At least now I don’t even want to eat anything because everything tastes like crap. Well maybe my corn pops.
I feel like fucking up my life.
Just for this week.
Ordered Domino's and I'm experiencing my first...
HOLY SHIT» Being high all day makes me eat a lot of food.
FUCK
completely drunkkas and im' hearing voices.
fml fml fmaldfs
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What do you call a nosey pepper?
JALAPENO BUSINESS
hahahahahahaa. This cracked me up.
I think I'm cute, but I wouldn't fuck myself.
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FUCK TODAY
OMG. I PUT ON TOO MUCH PERFUME.
I want to take a shower to take off this poignant smell of Vera Wang’s Princess perfume.
I feel like a cheap douchebag 25-year trying to to be fit abercrombie&fitch male model
buuuurrrrrrrrrrrr
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Countdown to last day in Corporate America.
SIX.
Bored out of my mind at work just because it’s the first month of a new year. Barely any new loans and still easing into a “new year” mindset. So far, all I’ve been doing is writing up “SOPs” for my replacement and thinking of good lunch spots to take her (yes, that bored).
I’ve also reserved spots for Chicago’s restaurant week for NINE...
Why do I get into situations where friends want to fuck me?
– Just to clarify, not MY friends but the guys being friends with each other. Still not a good situation to be in.
There is so much I want to vent/blog about
that I can’t blog about it. *sigh*
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Fuck You Money.
“Fuck you money is basically having enough money to not give a shit about things that you would otherwise cause you to worry about a situation”
Story of my life. This past year I wished I had fuck you money because of these happenings:
Was basically homeless for a month
Car got broken into …. TWICE
Apt got broken into
Car was towed
I've been avoiding this for so long...
but mother found me on fb and is now friend requesting me.
FUCK
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Another classic.
“I DIDN’T MAKE OUT WITH HIM. HE MADE OUT WITH ME.”
We were so young pre-21 years. Hotel parties were what we did. It was kandizz’s birthday if I recalled. Let’s just say a boy at that time was trying to “kick it” (oh god, early 00s lingo!) with me. That said boy tried to get me to lay down next to him to “watch the stars” in the fuckin...
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(RAH)² (AH)³ + RO (MA + MAMA) + (GA)² + OOH(LA)² =...
Does this mean anything?
After updating twitter, tumblr, & fb about my recent events, apparently everyone thinks I’m a sex addict.
Uhh…thanks guys.
I just got an email from MTV recruiting me for...
UHH NO THANKS. Whatever I do in my life is not going to be known by the entire TV population thank you very much.
You can ask me personally what segment of True Life that they were recruiting me for.
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Yes. I did it.
My last day will be of Jan 27th.
:D
I'm good at faking being happy.
I like it when a boy says "Have a good night" or...
Cute.
Picking up the pieces
Laundry in progress. Cleaning up room should only take 30 mins. Need to shower. I have a weird eating schedule now where skipping breakfast, eating lunch at 2PM, and dinner at 10PM seems normal.
I’m trying out this new thing where I “get to know” a guy. I don’t know if it’s working, but we’ll see how it goes.
Oh and trying to find a job.
Freedom is when you have nothing left to lose.
– is heroes returning to its glory days? hopefully.