February 2011
47 posts
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January 2011
56 posts
I cho-oo-ose you.
I get some amazing text messages that put a smile on my face :)
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Oh boy.
I now have bite marks imprinted on my body. Good sex is still good sex. But what will the boy today say about my bite marks?!
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My secret's out!
Boy: Jeeze what are you trying to do? Schedule all your dates?
Boy: Please tell me I"m at least #2
Me: Actually yes.
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Is it too early to smoke a bowl at 10am?
I really need to focus on cleaning up and packing to head out to the burbs. Apparently when friends tell me they’re coming out to the city to go out and eat good food, I can’t resist. And I can’t say no to whiskey shots either.
Someone stop meeeee
Oops.
I’m really bad at getting off my ass, putting on clothes, and actually leaving the city to go to the suburbs.
But kids in the hall is just too much temptation.
Lunch on 01/25/2011
Fudge walnut brownie
Oatmeal chocolate chip cookie
Caramel-chocolate oat bar
Agua
Ohkay, my eating habits are getting a bit ridiculous now. And I think I’m losing weight because of this…wtf?!
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I can't wait for my threesome next weekend.
Obama Turns To GE's Immelt For Job-Creation Advice →
Uhmmm. Excuse me? This is why huge corporations such as GE stay that huge. Look how much clout they have in the government.
Also, it’s almost my one year anniversary since I left GE.
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Against Me
It's 3:30pm.
I am high and drunk and look pretty, listening to Against Me. I need to meet up with a friend, go on a date, and get free tacos.
Best tday evvaarrr!!!
I don't want to start liking you and fall for you.
So I’m going to have sex with someone else tonight ohkay?
Pretty hungry.
Sitting naked in my bed after a shower. I don’t have time to cook something; I think I’ll have a gin & tonic before I head out for the day.
Presenting Evidence #1 on previously asked...
I let him do a line of coke off my left boob. We discussed for a good 20 minutes which boob was better to do the line off.
Psychotic or fun?
Why do I attract psychotic smart dudes?
Am I a psychotic smart gal?
Do bakeries do deliveries?
*sigh*
It's only 10am
and i already have the urge to drink some g&t and smoke some of this herb.
I guess I can wait til I get off work tonight.
okay, maybe one hit before I hit to the showers.
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I remember everything from our first night...
I remember what I wore and what you wore. You didn’t know where my exact apartment was so I had to walk a block away and I got into your car. I knew instantly that I would like you and boy do I like you. We found parking easily on a Wednesday night near Skylark. We ended up getting a table for two. Sort of an awkward spot. Retreated to the bar where we sat for the remainder of the night. I...
I'm a Virgo WTF?!
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Remember that night...
that night when we’re on your bed in the dark. You’re laying to the left of me. I’m sitting up; the moonlight striking through the window.
“You look so gorgeous in that light.”
All I could do was do a nervous giggle and slap you. You wonder why I did that. “I can never tell when you’re serious.” Such a small genuine gesture gave so much light to...
GEttING HIGH WITH THE ROOMATE. EATING SEES CANDIES...
weeeee
I've been awake for the past 4 hours. Sitting in...
WITH MOTHEREFFIN UNDIES, BRA, HOODIE, & WINTER SOCKS.
And to top it all off I have a leftover pancake from McD’s from this morning [driving back from jude law’s] on my bedside table.
My life is officially a mess.
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The realistic theory of spooning.
No. I will not be the big spoon. You’re a foot taller than me and have longer limbs. YOU’RE the one that should put your arms around me and caress my body curves and hip bones.
See? That wasn’t so hard to turn around and put your arm around me. Let me put my feet underneath your legs since they’re cold. And oh yes, please give me small little kisses on my neck.
The only...
Fuck the fuckin sun. WHERE DID YOU GO?!
Honestly these shorter days really ruins my mood. At least our apt is full of food and we have ample amounts of cleaning supplies. Early spring cleaning I would have to say?
All I want to do is smoke (courtesy of Annie) and watch some bsg wearing my bfno.1’s hoodie that I stole from Friday night.
cupcake surprise!
anniemalistic:
I’m gonna drive around and deliver cupcakes for the family and a couple friends! n.n
i expect you to drive all the way to chicago to deliver some to me!! :D
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You can never be too full to drink hot cocoa after...
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WTF?!
I love to see women being cruel to and killing small bugs (worms ants fish whatever); typically by steping on them. I will pay to watch this. Would also love you to step on my face and chest, slap me and spit on me.
PEOPLE ARE MOTHER FUCKIN WEIRD AS FUCK. BUT It’s hilarious to know that there are people like this. muwahahaha.
also fish is not a small bug
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“Your unhappiness ultimately arises not from the circumstances of your life but...”
– Eckhart Tolle (via 122782)
I think I need to start drinking coffee in the...
This body wakes up pretty early now (8:30am woot!!) but yet her mind is still in a daze and still web-browsing nonsensical things.
I have to make my move and change this day-to-day routine to make a new change in this life. Also, I need to prepare for summer 2k11 sabbatical leave.
mouseover asked: Your hair and makeup on NYE were super SUPER cute ;)
mouseover asked: Your hair and makeup on NYE were super SUPER cute ;)
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devmonster asked: Let's get folks together for karaoke sometime this month? I'm pretty much useless until the weekend of the 14th, but I'd be down from then on.
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This Goldman Sachs Lady Will Teach You How To Date... →
Well, her website promises the book is full of “practical information” about dating men of all five colors and flavors — “Latino, Asian, Black, Indian, and Jewish.” Ambitiously, the book claims to address “every question you ever had about dating men of other races but were too PC to ask.”
OH NO. I guess I had the world figured out all wrong. I didn’t...