Nov21 2009 quote

My Saturday night: Eating dinner late. By myself. At Wendy’s. And I biggie sized it.
Anil’s tweet

Sep18 2009 quote

I’m not going to the pubs with you tomorrow. Why don’t you go with your friend…does she sleep around?

my cousin.

This is my London trip so far.

Aug26 2009 image

Best friend Simon is bringing these cupcakes to me tomorrow :D

As he puts it, “they are arranged as a giant penis if you haven’t noticed.” My response? “OH GREAT. MY TWO FAVORITE THINGS.”

That my friends is a true story.

Aug26 2009 chat

Are you too sick to......

  • Me: Are you too sick to drink this week?
  • KM: i think so
  • KM: im too sick to fuck tonight. LOL.

Aug18 2009 chat

Morgan the weirdo

  • i have such a good feeling
  • we're gonna be good friends
  • and i'm gonna call you at like 2am
  • one morning
  • and i'm going to be like
  • "HOLY FUGGIN' SHIT, TRIXIE!!!"
  • and yer gonnabe like, "WHAT MOTHA FUCKAH!!!"
  • and I'm gonna be like, "LES PARTAYY!!!!!!"
  • and yer gonna be like, "QUIT FUGGIN' CALLIN ME!!!"