Kiyoshi: all HAM, all DAY
FORREALS. Fuck this snow in the suburbs. GOING HAM ALL DAY.
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hiiiiya.
a tumblr filled with me, my HOLGA, eargasms, boys boys boys, many many miscommunication silly-ness, addiction of phone posts, or just full of randomness.
OR you can ask me anything.
i also have an obsession with FOOD & have GOOD people in my life.
OR you can ask me anything.
i also have an obsession with FOOD & have GOOD people in my life.
no really, my name is Trixie
THEY SHOULD CALL IT TRIXIE [LAST NAME] LIKES IT UP THE BUTT!
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this happened last night. the bartender made a drink after my name. hahahaha. what a great time with friends
(Source: lames-shields)
Awkward morning wakeup call.
I’m currently staying at my cousin’s place when I’m back home for the “holidays”. God forbid that I have to stay at the parentals and hear my mother’s nagging of “marrying someone” and asking me if I’ve been sleeping around again. The cousin and I basically sleep in her one-bedroom apt together; she pulls out a mattress right next to her bed.
My cousin left in the middle of the night because the pseudo boyfriend-boytoy person calls her in the middle of the night wanting to sleep over. I would have ignored said phone call and been pissed at myself for not being with a guy that has his own place. Can’t you tell I’m not the biggest fan? So she sleeps out in the living room with said boy because I mean…how awkward would that be if he sleeps in between two asian girls?? Ok I guess more porno-like images then awkward.
At freakin early morning hours, I hear someone knocking on the bedroom door. At first I thought it was in my dreams so I let it be and then it persisted..finally the door opened. “Did I wake you up?” I just mumbled and being a bitch said “Now I am…ugh” “Are we still going to the mall?” “What? What time is it?” “It’s 7:30am….” All along I’m talking to this girl thinking that it was my cousin. I put on my glasses and there appears another Asian girl who I HAVE NEVER MET IN MY LIFE. I realize that I didn’t make any plans with my cousin to go to the mall….so I start shouting my cousin’s name so she can wake the fuck up. Those two discussed….
How awkward would it be if you were that Asian girl?! You seeing another person in what you thought was your friend’s bed and then realizing that your friend is actually half naked with a guy on the living room floor….
I’m now awake and wondering why I haven’t eaten my leftover burrito from El Paraiso yet.
